I swear sometimes I just feel like I’m Smeagol, when I ask myself questions like what are we going to wear when I’m getting ready for an interview and I’m the only person in the room getting dressed.
“Pick the pink shirt precious”
So I just had a job interview for a receptionist position at the UC Davis law school and I walked by the moot court bulletin board. There’s someone named Martin Freeman on their moot court board and he was singled out as a top legal orator.
I just laughed really hard at the image of John Watson/Bilbo Baggins arguing a case.
“Objection, your honor!”
“Fuck you, I won a BAFTA.”
“Overruled.”
I can’t handle this image
★ Who is your favourite villain?
God bless John Cho and his handsome face of social justice.
"When you approach me in public, you are Schrödinger’s Rapist. You may or may not be a man who would commit rape. I won’t know for sure unless you start sexually assaulting me. I can’t see inside your head, and I don’t know your intentions. If you expect me to trust you—to accept you at face value as a nice sort of guy—you are not only failing to respect my reasonable caution, you are being cavalier about my personal safety."
SCHRÖDINGER’S RAPIST: OR A GUY’S GUIDE TO APPROACHING STRANGE WOMEN WITHOUT BEING MACED (http://kateharding.net/2009/10/08/guest-blogger-starling-schrodinger’s-rapist-or-a-guy’s-guide-to-approaching-strange-women-without-being-maced)
I’m want to write a book one day that has a perfect story of friendship and love and then both characters get in a car accident and die. And the epilogue will read, “Surprised huh? Yeah so were they.”
Write what you know writer 1.
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…well, if this isn’t the greatest metaphor for Fandoms on Day One of a Hiatus…
hahahaha!
